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my name is dani, i'm 22, and i live in new jersey. i write books and i write about music for the aquarian weekly. i have a pet rat, and a dead bat in a jar of formaldehyde. i like teeth, bones, ouija planchettes, tarot cards, vials with stuff in 'em, and crystal doorknobs.

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cosmo tip #150

expertcosmotips:

wanna ditch your guy? decide that you’re a mermaid and live in the bathtub and scream uncontrollably every time he suggests you leave your watery mermaid paradise 

finally, a cosmo tip written for me.


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