January 2012
trumpstyle replied to your video: answering your anonymously left questions. …
hahah you are awkward, and funny. i want to save you so we can drink tall cans.
i always have a small bag packed in case anyone seriously wants to rescue me haha.
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jennyaddams replied to your photoset: tumblr, can i please just share with you what i…
you forgot to include the one of him passed out in the background while his family opened christmas gifts.
HAHAHAHAHA he was so hungover it’s stupid.
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dear all 666 of my followers (yeah satan!!)...
if you would like to ask me questions, i will answer them in the next installment of dani drinksss. which i will be filming tonight.
i assume you know where i’m going with this.
i will answer all of your questions: http://lifeinthearctic.tumblr.com/ask
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itdevours replied to your post: celebrator1975 replied to your post: mab and i did…
I’m researching pet care for rats now. Stephen will never go for this. I have to make him see how perfect and wonderful it would be for me to have a little friend that isn’t a dog or cat. Or snake. Or turtle.
he’ll warm up to the idea once he’s got a sweet rat friend chillin’ on his shoulder...
celebrator1975 replied to your post: mab and i did good work tonight. she lets me boop…
I miss my rats :[
when you’re able to again, you should adopt a dozen!! that’s my plan. everyone should. i can’t boop every rat’s nose, guys. it’s impossible. i need help.
itdevours replied to your post: HOW I KNOW MAB IS MY BABY, PART ONE: whenever…
Oh my god, Dani. You’re making me want a rat. I ratsat (heehee!) for a week once and aside from the fact that its HUGE AS FUCK TESTICLES were weird, it was the most fun favor I’ve ever agreed to.
i HIGHLY recommend rats as pets, you know this lol. but yeah i made sure mab was a lady before i even had them take her...
HOW I KNOW MAB IS MY BABY, PART ONE: whenever she’s down to just the pellets from her rat food, she gets pissy and keeps going over to her bowl every ten minutes to see if something else appears. like me and the fridge. i keep lecturing her to ‘eat her broccoli.’ she is such a child, i swear. however, i am really excited to report that she’s comfortable enough to eat in...
puttingdescartesbeforethehorse:
I’VE GOT NO ROSES IN THE CLOSET, BUT I’VE GOT PICTURES IN A DRAWER. TAKES EVERYTHING LEFT IN ME NOT TO STARE AT THEM ANYMORE.
I.
THIS HURTS. 1.27.12
one day, you will completely forget about me. you will forget my toothbrush next to yours. forget the sound of my voice when i’m tired, forget my laugh. you’ll forget what i smell like after a shower, after a long day, after sex. you will forget my teeth knocking against your teeth when we’re horny but so drunk; clumsy hands and awkward bodies. you will...
Anonymous asked: What got you into rats? Most people hate em!
mab and i did good work tonight. she lets me boop her nose, scratch her back with both hands, aaaand she didn’t try to bite or get defensive when i pet her as she was eating. they grow up so fast…
jennyaddams asked: I WAS NAMING LIGHT HAIRED GINGER BABES. YOU'RE A FIREHEAD
”look, snacks!! i’m a cool mom!!” - things crazy rat ladies say when forcing their babies to spend time with them outside the cage and get used to being handled…